Liquid halitosis, aka nettle fertiliser

Nettle roots

Nettle roots, festering

I’ve had a bucket full of nettle roots festering in rainwater for a couple of months now, and with warmer weather coming I thought it was probably time to get it off the patio and out of nose range.

This kind of nettle tea or nettle soup is a very good nitrogen-rich fertiliser for leafy crops and tubers, so I hear.

In fact the only reason the nettle roots ended up in a bucket was because I was wary of putting them on the compost heap, in case they decided to carry on growing. Over the course of a few days the bucket filled with water, and I decided to let my natural laziness work to my advantage.

I’ve now decanted the foul brew into a load of plastic milk bottles, and the drowned roots will be a boon for the compost heap. Just need to plant some veggies now.

And get the smell of liquid halitosis off my hands.

Nettle tea, anyone?

Nettle tea, anyone?

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Chestnut jam

Chris had the forethought to mow the grass around the big sweet chestnut tree at the beginning of September, so when the chestnuts started dropping they were really easy to collect.

Sweet chesnut

I spotted a likely-looking recipe on The Cottage Smallholder blog for Sweet Chestnut Jam, and got on with it.

Collecting chesnuts

The recipe recommends you collect about 1.8 kg to give you around 1.5 kg usable chestnuts. I manage to pick up 2 kg in about ten minutes, with the help of Ben, who has perfected the technique of getting them out of their surprisingly prickly cases by standing on them in his trainers and pulling back the petals with his toes.

By happy coincidence, a two-litre plantpot holds one kilo, almost exactly.

1 kilo of chestnuts in a plant pot

This is when the tedious bit begins. To shell them, I followed the advice given in this YouTube video, which explains (at some length) that all you need to do is chop them in half and throw them in a pan of boiling water. Once the water returns to the boil, lift out the chestnuts, then squeeze the flesh out of the shell by grasping the shell with a pair of pliers.

When this works, it works, but you have to do it quickly and with relatively small batches because once the chestnuts cool they are not so easy to peel. A big advantage of this method is that you can see straight away if any are bad or infested. It should also get rid of a lot of the papery inside skin. However, it still took me around an hour and a half to shell my 2 kilos, and much of the papery skin remained.

Peeled chestnuts

The next step is to boil for around an hour. Once the chestnuts are completely soft you need to mash them up. I used my trusty mouli, in the hope that it would puree the flesh and sieve out the skins in one easy step, but in reality most of the inner skin (except for the bits that I fished out) got mushed up too. I hope it’s not poisonous.

Sieved chestnuts

At this stage I covered the bowl, put it in the fridge and collapsed into bed.

So, the next day the recipe continued with 800 g sugar dissolved into 200 ml water. The chestnut puree was added (it didn’t look like there would be enough liquid, but there was) and the mixture was simmered for about 20 minutes. Finally, I added 100 ml of Michelle’s boozy vanilla extract (thanks, Michelle!) and cooked a bit longer.

Jar of chestnut jam

This quantity yielded around 4-5 jars. According to my kids, it would be an acceptable substitute for Nutella in a pinch.

 

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Apple-picking time

With so many apples on the trees it would be a shame not to try and store some of them for the winter.

Apples on the tree

I stripped about 50 off one tree. I had to flick off a few woodlice but they were all in fantastic condition. I have no idea if these are keepers but it must be worth a go. The kids love them.

I took an old drawer and some sheets of paper left over from the move. Each apple was checked for bruises and blemishes, wrapped up and placed gently in the drawer. I think you’re probably supposed to lay them out in a single layer, but I doubled them up. If they’re wrapped so that they’re not touching it shouldn’t matter, surely?

Wrap the apples and lay them in the drawer

I then put the drawer on a shelf in our cave. I know there are rodents in there but I put them high up and will be monitoring them closely.

Rodents, beware

Those apples that didn’t pass muster went into a cake. The recipe is the Gâteau aux pommes en 2 fois (two-stage apple cake) from Laurence at Abracadabra, vous êtes un chef.

Apple cake

Merci, Laurence!

 

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